hayesgeneration:

femburton:

You know, when you have kids and you love them and you’re proud of them you just want to kiss them on the mouth sometimes.

I absolutely love Will Smith 

(Source: jessidays)

twerkkinwithsatan:

cybergay:

cloudy with a chance of me not getting laid this summer 

what do you mean “chance”

chauvinistsushi:

bedhead-and-cigarettes:

finalblessing:

will smith everybody

he’s so aggressively proud and determined to direct attention to his wife and son. first he’s like, LOOK AT THIS BEAUTY AND STRENGTH AND POWER AND SHE AGREED TO MARRY ME,  and then with his son, he’s like LOOK, I MADE A THING, AND I AM PROUD OF THIS THING THAT I MADE.

I MADE A THING

mdrea8713:

poopflow:

ah yes i have finally found it

image

the g spot

Done

gcoky:

mulinlust:

gcoky:

fun prank: get a job working at a bakery and powder the doughnuts with cocaine instead of powdered sugar

fun prank more like how to ruin somebodies life

i said it was fun not ethical 

(Source: cheerupsmelly)

  • Person: How do lesbians have sex?
  • Me: The question is how do they stop.